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Noshole | 3 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +7 
 Pro Marriage tip: whoever has the longest and sharpest toenails, wins the most space in bed. 


Also, should I patent padded pajamas?
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garden_variety_jess | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Boom! I second this rule. Hubs calls me eagle claws.
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Noshole | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yeah, but mine aren’t shanky enough that’s why I always lose
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mike | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 My wife's a Podiatrist, I don't stand a chance 😂
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Noshole | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂😂😂😂
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mattaroo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I choose to sleep in my own bed.
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Noshole | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Wild
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mattaroo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Married and happy 😊