'Your Call Cannot Be Completed as Dialed.' Portland Asks Residents Not to Call 911 – PJ Media https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/lincolnbrown/2023/10/04/your-call-cannot-be-completed-as-dialed-portland-asks-residents-not-to-call-911-n1732351
IN THIS HOUSE WE DON'T CALL 911 <small>also, we don't have any guns</small> <smaller>please don't hurt us</smaller>