Every now and then it's good for you to get reality checked and be absolutely bent over and fucked without Lube in the kitchen.

Today was one of those days.  

 I knew you liked that sort of stuff! 

 I mean, I prefer lube and for someone to buy me dinner before fucking me first. 🤣

Felt like half the city wanted wine and quiche today. Jfc.  

 🤣🤣🤣 

 Let me know in a DM where you work and I can probably send you some more. Funny part is I'll have them specifically ask for you. 

 lol 

 Did they at least spit on it first?