Once when I was a kid. My mom sat me on the counter at McDonalds while she ordered. On the menu it said SMILES ... FREE. So I think its some kind of cookie so i hold my hand out and say "Smiles are free? Can I have one?". So the girl behind the counter smiles at me. But all I'm focusing on is that nothing was put in my hand. So I repeat "Smiles please!". And I start opening and closing my hand. So she gives me a giant goofball of a small so I point in my hand "Put it here." . Which is when my mother barked that she was smiling and to stop bothering her.