@djsumdog @33347087 strong winds could have had something to do with it.
@Semblance @djsumdog @33347087 they absolutely did. the bit about chinese satellites being directly overhead at the time is making me give the space laser theory a second look. i was pretty skeptical at first. still am. but it's hard to prove one way or another near infrared lasers should be visible on IR night vision security cameras
@woodland creature :pleroma_fox_tan: @Semblance @djsumdog @33347087 Holy fucking shit.
@Semblance @djsumdog @33347087 This reminds me of that time a few summers ago when the boomer right decided that the great They used space lasers to start the California wildfires.
@Albastı @djsumdog @33347087 on the other hand, at least a few were probably started by people. I wonder if every country has these sorts of conspiracy theories about countries they perceive to be their adversaries.
@Semblance @djsumdog @33347087 I think probably only in America is everything the result of a nefarious plot for the purpose of our total annihilation where the only reasonable response is clearly to abandon the cities and disappear into the wilderness with lots of guns and make a final patriotic stand against the jewish-satanist-pedo-reptilian world front.