Hi I'm a developer with {insert fancy bullshit}

And our new revolutionary technology is going to remake the internet with blockchain and/or AI.

So because we are going to liberate all of humanity with this simple easy to use app, 

We invite you on our AWS-Cloudflare website, to join our Discord and Telegram rooms,

Where you can fill out Discord's captchas, obey IP restrictions, SMS/email verify, and submit to surveillance, in the name of Web 3 Freedom! 

 That pretty much explains the garbage of Free Software projects not using Free Software alternatives to things like AWS, Discord, and the like.