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 I’m on vacation, I had smoked salmon on bagel with hollandaise for breakfast. 
 Don’t Americanize your language for me. 
You’re on Holiday. 

It’s what all you fuckin Brits say. That & at Hospital instead of at THE Hospital. 
 Maybe in hospital?

I wouldn’t know tho , I’ve never been! 
 In, yes. And best to avoid either way it’s said. Smart. 
 Enjoy the time off. 
 Time off! 

This is as close to work as I get.

We’re off to the Caribbean, house hunting! 
 House hunting?  Pre-bull 🤔

Rent & buy BTC.  Houses will still be there in 2026. 
 You think I’m going to slum it with the normies in their Airbnb’s.

I do have standards 😂 
 You have a point.  Just let me know where you buy next year. Then I’ll buy it & tear it down to build my castle in 2026. 
 And I’ll buy your castle in 2027 and turn it into my Citadel 😂 
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 You’re welcome in my Citadel anytime 🫂 
 This is how every war in history started. 
 Not with you 🫂

You can have my Citadel 
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 Your vocation is vacation whilst holidaying with swine and salmon. A proper toff at sea 🫡 
 You’re a poet and you don’t even know it 😂 
 I have been told of my genius as a wordsmith many a time
With my talent to rhyme
No to share it
Would be a crime
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 Alright, stop milking it 😂 
 Get back to yer fancy bacon 
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