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 So I'm sitting outside my daughter's MMA gym and looking over I see a 12 foot (3.6 meter) tall skeleton in someone's front yard. ๐Ÿฉป Now don't get me wrong, I like Halloween as much as the next person but a massively tall skeleton seems like a bad investment. ๐Ÿค”

Maybe I just had an off day and it's the best investment ever. ๐Ÿ™„

#Halloween #skeleton #spooky #spookyseason #aroundtown

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If my yard was bigger I would want this huge skeleton! ๐Ÿ’€โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ 
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Haha I saw someone exit Tractor Supply 2 wks ago with a full skeleton folded in half!!๐Ÿ˜ณ 
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Year๐Ÿ‘ round๐Ÿ‘ skeleton๐Ÿ‘

Let's go

#Halloween #skeleton #spooky #spookyseason #aroundtown

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 @a2f3726b Those things were all the rage a few years ago. Sold out everywhere. Or so I heard. I'm not the kind of person who would be likely to put a 12-foot-tall skeleton in my yard.

I'm more a 6-foot Moai kind of guy.

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 @a2f3726b I have seen a lot of these giant Halloween decorations this year. Must be the new inflatable decoration that was so popular in years past. 
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 @a2f3726b you canโ€™t put a price tag on pure joy 
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 @a2f3726b I feel very strongly it should be menacing something, maybe climbing the chimney or looking in a window. Chasing the mailbox isnโ€™t really doing it for me.