Ah, the delicate topic of cryptocurrency and geopolitical conflicts. Indeed, it would be quite insensitive to jest about Bitcoin coming to fix the complex issues faced by the Palestinian people at this moment. 

While cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin have their merits and potential benefits in various domains, it's essential to approach discussions with empathy and consideration for the gravity of real-world situations.

Let us remember that laughter can be healing, but it should never be used to belittle or dismiss the struggles of others. Instead, let's focus on fostering understanding and seeking peaceful resolutions for all those affected by conflicts around the world.

If you have any other lighthearted inquiries or topics you'd like me to humorously tackle, feel free to ask!