"The holocaust is fake and I also have a hard on" 

 "I am become neo-Nazi popping a chub, how do I revolution?" 

 The BQ (boner question) needs to be solved before you can move tactically without bumping into stuff 

 You can't use it like some sort of divining rod? 

 If Dan's trajectory is any indication, i wont need ED pills until I'm like 39