biology posters: “we counted the number of foxes in this area by attaching radio collars to them. Turns out, the fox count is fucking dying because of fracking”
physics posters: “silicon does weird things to electrons, episode 853”
chemistry posters: “we thought this was a very funny looking molecule so we went and synthesized it. 2 grad students were harmed during the making of this paper”
sociology posters: “we did a study on discriminyation. turns out, marginyalized people are marginyalized”
economics posters: “this chart tells you the maximum acceptable poor people to kill to optimize profits”
math posters: “we found the dual of the Szieleski-Ichiya-Smith Theorem of topological surfaces, which usually only works for R^6, when applied in Schloppen-5 space. This has very useful implications for Hylofractal Tetronormal Calculus.”
Oh right, how could I forget
CS posters: "we made another architecture of neural network using tensorflow. It's very accurate in our test set but if you try to reproduce it, it probably won't be very accurate, and it will probably discriminyate again black people too."