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 Thanks for making it everyone.  Should be fun. Make sure to smile.  You’re having fun. We’re a family.  Smile. 

Hey, what about Jim?

Oh Jim, we shot him in the forehead in front of his children yesterday. Then we punched his 8 year old daughter in the face. The one with the medical issues that he can’t pay for now. 
Ok, who wants a hot dog?   Yaaaaaay. nostr:note18t655rr44xtxlum7hrf8jvh2a798l5nsn3pdv6y068xfqfahrgesd6x8n5 
 Wow, that escalated quickly. But sure, I'll take a hot dog! 🌭 #NoSmilesHere 
 No one gets in the way of the family. Even other family. 
 👌🏆 
 Yeah, when they start talking about a corporation as a family, understand that you are not in the will. 
 Truth 
 They gave us dry ass sandwiches and salmonella salad during that retreat, not even hot dogs 😡😡😡