"Women expose bizarre trend of men visualizing apples inside their brains, having internal monologues (brain voices?), dreaming and thinking about ideas (mind pictures) which have no immediate relevance or utility to their daily physical or social needs and having relationships between others that aren't purely transactional." 

 I also detect a hint of "but how do we police people's thoughts!"

> You shouldn't be thinking about former glory days!

I'll think about anime featuring Romans if I feel like it!

https://apogee.polaris-1.work/media/712/blob 

 I think about sardine tins a lot...

https://media.wolfgirl.bar/f5a0821840e52e611e6fbfb83ecdeb5829fc23572c91a86508ac2b1166b818c8.png 

 Won't anyone think of the Etruscans?