Which is better. Bitcoin, or Monero?

I see everyone talking about both of them here on Nostr all the time. People seem to be all, or nothing. Choose one side, or the other. 

Personally I think both have a place in this world. Acting as a check and balance system. Many would just disagree. Say I'm shilling for a shitcoin. To which I reply if you are going to act like a whinny bitch then go make me a sandwich, shut up, and listen. A chad is talking. 

I look at it like this. Trust no one. Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Bitcoin, monero, and precious metals. Each one has a place in this world as fuck you wealth responses to shitty fiat currencies. 

Bitcoin is blue collar fuck you money. Which has a public track record. Great for daily life.

Monero is none of your fucking business who I am, or what I do with my wealth fuck you money. Leave me the fuck alone and mind your own fucking business. 

Gold, silver, palladium, platinum, and copper are for somehow we got rocked back to the middle ages technologically. Here is some silver for that loaf of bread kind of money. 

Please share your thoughts on this subject if you feel passionately about your answer.