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Well then... THIS is for you:

kevin cooks stuff in the office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iCSozlDC1k 

 @aba3e4c9 Totally agree.  One coworker cooks eggs in the microwave.  Ruins the lunchroom for at least an hour.  We all really  dislike this person. 

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Like what kind of food are they making? 

 @aba3e4c9 
When you can get the whole place to smell of bacon you do it 

 @aba3e4c9 Because I like to see people freak out when I slaughter the pig for my bacon 

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I'll just over-microwave some old fish for breakfast... 

 @aba3e4c9 
that's easy: they get paid to eat and wash up.