So Lighthouse, another question for you. Where do I find an old IBM Thinkpad and which site do I use to download Linux? And where do I get win10 (as opposed to 365 these days)? Believe or not, I actually had one but that puppy ended up with my ex. To be fair, it was his laptop not mine :) 

 If you like people: Facebook market place or Craigslist

If you don't like people: eBay

PC repair shop also a good bet 

 Lighthouse, hell is other people. I didn't say that. Satre did. I like plebs, perferably of the Bitcoin variety 🤓