The first part of this note sounds suspiciously like my mum 👀 you guys been talking? 

Alriiight fine, I’ll go get a boyfriend, but I swear if he ends up trying to get to know me and making me like him I blame you 😭

And if he eats a fly or fills a suitcase full of cheese I also blame you 🫂 

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 Now hold on what’s wrong with eating flies? I hear they’re full of protein and something about the environment. And cheese is a very nutritious on the go snack. That guy sounds like a catch don’t let him get away 😂 

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I’m gonna have to think about this 🤣 I just don’t think I could snog a guy that eats flies 😭 the cheese suitcase I could deal with 

 I def needed context on this note.  

 You need to stop being close-minded. It’s 2024 people eat bugs now🙄😂
Just because you’re fancy and eat caviar every day doesn’t mean you can’t date a guy that eats cheese and fly sandwiches 💁‍♀️ 

 Farmers market to meet girls that also distrust the government, got it.