oh you didn’t know the real evidence? https://m.primal.net/LPcL.jpg
Sadly, I did know that. It was invented in Toronto. There’s nothing remotely Hawaiian about it.
Hawaiian pizza sucks but it sucks because of the ham. Pineapple goes great with pepperoni, bacon, and banana peppers!
Kalua pork is the actual way. https://image.nostr.build/54b3ff0677c4f3bde1a6c0393c75c72526a2624ffa23bdb373e400dc3005e612.jpg