All I know is my test of true friendship is how people react to the question:

If you...


Were stuck in a desert Island with ANY celebrity of your choosing





And a knife




Who would you kill and why would it be Snooki?  

 😂 Because 1) the voice, 2) she doesn't stop talking to relieve you of #1, and 3) I'm from New England and ew Jersey 

 Mmmmmmm


Ok we can be friends.

Probably not besties. But we'll get along well enough to respect each other's differences🤷🏽 

 The differences in motive for Snooki ASSassination 

 Ok 

That answer moved you up in my friend book already.