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 Needs to rest  
 Elf on a shelf!😂 
 LOL 🤣 Love kids 🤣 
 Bolt that shit to the wall. If not already.  
 Shit yes. This! And watch for open g the bottom drawer of a dresser and stepping into it. 
 YES THIS - ALL DRESSERS SHELVING UNITS SHOULD HAVE ANTI-TIP DEVICES INSTALLED!!! MY SISTER HAS A SET OF DRAWERS FALL ONTO HER FACE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND IT WAS NOT GOOD 
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 The childhood years are probably the happiest time in life. 
 lol the blurred face just eats me 
 Put a smiley face on his head so much cuter 
 Omg  Is that your kid? Hilarious! 
 Gm Brother 
 ikea could never 
 I see the perfect spot for some ASIC miners 😁 
 Nice ☺️ 
 Kid storage solutions ™️ 
 Toddler bunk bed 
 that moment when you want to share a picture of your kid but you don't want to share a picture of your kid 
 monopoly is such a bad game 
 room for 3 more Odell.    lfg! 
 Cutie ☺️ 
 So cute! ❤️ 
 I've always been a bit of stoic. My mother's favorite story from my toddlers years was when she heard a somber "uh oh." from our living room. Moments later she heard a giant crash with our bookshelf and all the books lying on top of me. Fortunately, I was unhurt, but I agree with  @Mr. Sat Stacker advice below. 
 Practically invisible 
 😂😂 Yep

We couldn't find a kid once. Finally found them sleeping 3rd shelf up in the blanket closet. 
 sometimes those things escape from the shelves and run off somewhere. better to put it up higher 
 Ha.  Life is good. 
 Looks like a fun game of Hide and Seek. 
 Is he an elf? 
 GM pump and jem!



https://m.primal.net/LXfV.mp4
 
 Looks like someone is having a GM 
 BECOME UNGOVERNABLE  
 Tip to everyone for growing Nostr: If you still have an old #facebook account (yes, FB specifically) and haven’t posted in forever, write a post with nothing but your Npub in it. I assure you at least one person - and probably several - will write back with “Did you get hacked?” That is your opportunity to say “No, that is my Nostr address” and introduce them to the platform.  Works like a charm. 
 A very good place to keep toddlers. 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 He didn't even bump the vase 
 Have one like that at home, that loves doing the same thing! And likes to say “meow” 
 Attach it to the wall if it isn’t already. He’s only going higher! 
 What a tiny lil guy 😍  
 Where's Hodl Up? 😀 
 More fun than all the other shelves have! 
 Those are some vintage board game.
Life. Ahah it's been a while since I last saw that one.

No wonder the kid prefer to sleep ;) 
 You should really start reading her! 
 superb boardgame selection 
 monopolist! 
 they need to update the game of life to a choice you can go all in on Bitcoin 😂