Plane 

 get married 

 Move to Mexico and walk north 

 Marry someone thats gringa 
Get a talent visa
Start a business there with an american 
Get a sponsorship 
Cross the border from mexico, with a coyote it costs 5k (do it now before trump goes into office) 

 Uuuu I forgot, study there 

 The easiest way would be trough Mexico. I'm kidding, I had to say it 😄 I have no Idea btw.  

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 Start a company and get an E2 visa 

 Buy a small business 

 Swim the Rio Grande. 

 Get married to a Cuban :) 

 as someone that went through the process... there are some legit cool ways proposed here 

 marry in 

 Marry
L2 or E2 Visa 

 Why?