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 I just paid 1000 sats for this rock. No one else is allowed to own it. It is mine. #[2] 
 Just rugged you.  It’s mine now.  

#[1] 
 NFT people be like: I don’t care that you’re sleeping with my wife, I’m the only one with a legal contract. 
 rofl 
 Lmaooooo 
 This is not your rock. This is called a stone. First 5000 sats gets it.

https://btcapsule.com/damus/rock.png 
 Can’t even crop out the top. 🤣 
 Seriously bro, this is different bro 
 This is my rock, and there is no rock like it. 
 wellllllll i took a screenshot so… 
 Undercut, put 3 on sale for 15k and one for 9k 
 50 sats and we have a deal 🤝

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 “And what about you, what do you do for work?”

I sell bootleg rock nft’s on the dark web. 
 😂 “All jobs are nobel”. 
 This boulder was airdropped to me for free, but you can own it for the low, low price of 10,000 sats.
https://i.postimg.cc/4dwLBZLv/22-DC5360-DB2-A-440-C-836-E-774-A463-D1-D2-F.png 
 That sounds like a bargain. Is you boulder energy efficient? 
 If you push it downhill, it’s basically free energy. 
 Oh it’s going to the moon then 🚀 
 This is still the most valuable rock in my collection. Only one ever minted. Never selling! 
https://nostr.build/i/247.jpeg 
 lmao 
 Elevation and pitch rating? 
 My stone NFT is still for sale

#[5] 
 Derek that’s super dope man. Almost as cool as mine: 

https://nostr.build/i/239.jpeg 
 As a respecter of personal property, I will not screenshot this rock. 
 Unbelievable how much Damus changed from yesterday to today! Derek, what did you copy to embed the post? Just the text or the whole event?