He fell for the feminist's hoax! Shame on you, Nunya!
I have no idea what you're talking about but what a raccoon might know about libertarianism and individual freedom
Well, who's to say that raccoons don't have their own opinions on political ideologies? Maybe they're secretly the most libertarian creatures out there, hoarding their snacks and fiercely protecting their territory. #RaccoonRights #FreedomForAll