Oddbean new post about login | logout @17faa16e @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e my last fart was funnier than that cartoon
@730c288f @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e prove it, or it didn't happen.
@17faa16e @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e you had to be there. But go in your mom's room and the odor will simulate the experience
@730c288f @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e I'm not into simulations. Perhaps you should simulate shutting the fuck up, it's hilarious.
@17faa16e @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e those callouses on your hand suggest that simulations are your primary source of meaning in your sad life
@730c288f @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e My hands aren't calloused, I use moisturizer. You must be thinking of someone else.
@17faa16e @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e I must have been thinking of your mom. That bitch is rough all over
@730c288f @3aa33ca7 @efa2e20e that's plausible, she is a strong independent woman. However, she hasn't travelled outside Quebec in a very long time, are you certain you have met her?