Believe it or not, but this is the best sheboons have to offer. The peak of their monkey looks. 
But they do looks "wrong" like someone made them wrong, as a joke. 

 @Mister Coonster :ragekitty: You're just jealous of the ebony goddesses! That's REAL beauty! The first women, pure, unique, a—

>sees random White woman

:thinking: Actually, they probably spent hours at the salon trying to fix the nappy hair and making them look semi-presentable.