NOW DO THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE CITIZEN!  

 We always do a candy draft to determine our favorite candy’s from what we are going to give, then make sure to give those last in case there’s a surplus…. 

 Make sure to take a bit each day to teach them about inflation. Maybe just bite a few mini candy bars in half and toss them back into the bag. 

 The candy is already smaller due to inflation, the move would be to bring out a candy bar from two decades ago😅  

 Daddy tax :) 

 [munching candy at 4am] you monsters have no shame, why [munch] would you still from your kids?