I don't think it's out of scope at all, I started to design an enclosure for a node with a Bitaxe and integrating a router board shouldn't be too hard. We'd need to find someone to do the coding to integrate all of them on a nice dashboard and boom. This is probably the hard part.
I've been playing with my new start9 server this weekend and installed libre office on the Webtop. I'm sure these things you want are not too far off. https://image.nostr.build/c60d4da128c3a6adb8add845c1ca94af89b277f56cc29b7cf047d165c7da4ba0.png
Webtop?
It's an Alpine linux distro that runs in a web browser. It's on the community registery.
I have to finally give Start9 a try. It's the only node implementation I didn't try so far.
It's so cool. I just wish it had more apps and was as easy to put over clearnet as umbrel, but I'm confident the OS will get there within a couple years. Matt Hill said we will be able to do this soon, on citadel dispatch. The stuff we can do is already mind boggling.