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"Twinkle, twinkle, poison ivy,...."

Sadly, this is the point where I realize that nothing rhymes with ivy. Start again:

"Twinkle, twinkle, Toxicodendron,
You are nicer than Tippi Hedron..."

No, still won't do.

"Twinkle, twinkle, 3 leaved plant...
Looky there, I see an ant!
And a butterfly and bee!
Holy moly! There's a tree!
..."

Well, that could go on for a while, but it doesn't really get us anyplace.

I think we'll just have to look at the leaves, and leave it at that. 
 @fb2b7c61 By your leave, I be-leave I shall. 😁🤩 
 @b99e1048 @fb2b7c61 “why me” rhymes, just sayin’ 😂 
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Blimey! 
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🎵When you’ve got ivy
It’s a little untidy
But if it’s poison 
You’re gonna see me run🎶 
 @fb2b7c61 @b99e1048 thank you for giving me joy and and  laughs in the early morning to start the day with good vibes :-) 
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I hope the rest of your day is going well!