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 Wondering what Mr Willy Wonka’s morning routine would be like. 
 Well shit. Now I’m thinking about that too 😂🤔 
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I think he does yoga with the Oompa Loompas 🔥 and combs his beard into a point, 100 times exactly 
 What kind of pants would he wear? 
 No pants ❤️‍🔥 he keeps it breezy in the factory 
 Didn’t think so. 
 He has to run from room to room, pants would slow him down ⏱️ 
 Nah he rides on a segway 😂 
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 Health risk & no one wants tea 
 😂🤣🫂do you guys mean underwear or trousers? 
 Trousers. We would call the underclothes: ginch/ gonch 
 😂🤣🫂 ohhhhh I was wondering! I meant underwear 🤣 but tbf, I could imagine him walking around without trousers, that makes more sense 
 I was speaking oftrousers. I believe he would be in bedazzled briefs for increased mobility and a splash of pizazz. 
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 Barefoot, tip toeing through a field of tulips. 
 This sounds wonderful 🫂🥹 
 Always with the hard questions. Candy cereal for breakfast, safety meeting with the crew, more candy and some coffee before the work starts. He's chill. Lots of high fives and atta boys going around. 😂🤷‍♀️ 
 These are the important thoughts that plague my mind in the early mornings 💯 I love this 😂💜🫂 I’m a big high-fiver ❤️‍🔥 
 I love it, you challenge our minds with fun stuff 🫂💜 
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 LOL First few hours is responding to OSHA, the Health Department and various other government agency safety violations. 😂 😂 😂