Any coffee at this point is welcome. So long as it's not decaf... 

 No coffee > any and all coffee.  

 No!!! Enjoying coffee > caffiene addiction 😉 

 Ew.

Poo-colored bean juice is just gross.  

 Some people are all about "unroasted". I think it's green. 

 It's still bean juice. Ugh.  

 I really would rather drink baked beans juice than coffee.  

 You know they’re not really beans, right?
They’re closer related to gardenias than to beans. 

 Yes, yes. But so what? Still gross.  

 Great poo lube tho…