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 Heyyy, I stopped cooking and the rain and thunder stopped πŸ₯Ή all is right in the universe again https://i.nostr.build/0jxw2.jpg  
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 And at that moment the burner was shut, the clouds cleared and the sun emerged. All is now right in the world.  
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 That's a sign from God to stop making those pancakes. 
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 ☝️ 
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 we can't know for sure if God exists, and found your pancakes to be a blasphemous abomination. but maybe it's not worth the risk of confirming πŸ€” 
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 You too can stop darkness from engulfing the world by not cooking pancakes. 

quite a power you've got there πŸ˜―πŸ§™πŸ»β€β™€οΈ 
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 I am mystical πŸ§˜πŸ½β€β™€οΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ«‚ 
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 Yes, am sure of it πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ 
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 What the hell are you even cooking to affect the jet stream like that?

Can you possibly consider knocking it on the head for the rest of the summer please? 
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 Ohhh alrighhht I suppose I can stop burning stuff for a little while πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚ 
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 The sun was smelling the result so it sniffed the clouds awayπŸ˜‰