"Bro I don't have ego but I'm gonna talk about how smart I am and how much I know and I probably know more than you and I can't even relate to normies because I'm more based. My spiritual memes should tell you how chill and awakened I am, especially after I leave unhinged comments on your basic vanilla pop posts. My lack of humor and sense of connection should really show you how much better my life is than yours, but I don't have ego bro" 

- 69 % of lizards on social media. 

 @eaa154b7 there are no hinges on the internet; it is a series of tubes