That's true but you can always undo this by saying, you blew it all  trading shitcoins. Have one shitcoin ready on your mind which went to 0. Say you had 420 times more of you initial value but then couldn't get out because of liquidity and all went south from there now worth 0

This way you do 2 things.

1.) You will free yourself of finger pointing. 

2.) You help people avoiding reckless shitcoin trading. 

 That's one approach. My family knows not to talk about my sats. 

 Hey Ryan, what happened to all your Bitcoin?
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 I can neither confirm nor deny that this could have (perhaps) happened in the past. maybe 

 better than trying to pitch the boating accident story.  It's been used too often.
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