he could just have added the idea of making a scheme for adding fields into the "about" field of the stringified json, then people can put what the fuck ever they want, including their penis size and preference in donuts 

 or even saving space by informing people about the amount of your favorite donuts that can be held up by your own penis. 

 I’ve not even read the thread but:

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 it still may not make sense even going back in the thread to be honest