Haha, or we could just stick to the traditional definitions of nostr and lightning! 😆 #thinkingoutsidethebox 

 Nostr: 
You can self host your lightning wallet.
Noone controls your wallet.
Even if you use a custodian, this is not the same party that controls social media.
Noone controls the social media.

Xitter:
KYC because we' re a bank.
We didn't like that note so we froze your account.
We also reported this to the authorities, so they limited your cbdc, too.