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 I wonder how Italians would feel watching me break my spaghetti pasta then stirring it with chop sticks right now  
 Some of us consider it a crime against Italy!

Some of us don't care :P 
 Multicultural cooking 😂 
  https://i.nostr.build/1dZZEkFyt7COAU1t.jpg  
 Pasta la vista 
 Hey, that's no joke, that's how my uncle died, he PASTAway. It was a PENNEful experience for the whole family. /s 
 I feel nothing. It’s your responsibility to cook pasta correctly. Not mine. lol 😂 
 I’ve heard that real Italians eat spaghetti with a knife and fork. 🤔 
 Breaking it is the real crime specially if it is good pasta 
 Pasta is just knock off noodles 😂

Fight incoming 🥷 
 Someone just chambered a round, get down 😂 
 Also Lasagne is knock off Biryani

Right, I’m fleeing to the hills 😂 
 I didn't know what Biryani was so I looked it up, it's nothing like lasagna dude!  
 Layers of saffron rice, meat in curry sauce and egg instead of layers of pasta, meat sauce and béchamel? 
 But by that logic isn't a shepherd's pie british lasagna?  
 Add a third layer and #yestr

Perhaps if we put enough cheese on top, then we have a rip off 😂 
 A layer of mushy peas? 🤔
 
 I think we've reached a level only philosophy can answer, "what is a lasagna, really"?  
 Lazy ravioli 😂 
 I will not stand for this, as a lasagna fan this is blasphemy!  
 Apologies 🫂

I am 
self flagellating myself right now as penance 🥹 
 Mushy peas ❤️ 
 Surely that would be cottage pie.  
 Nice way to get some replies here...  
 learn from the best or perish like the rest 
 In Italy they make endless war threads just on the topic: Can I put cream in pasta carbonara? 
 I mean you can, there is nothing stopping you, but then you have to live with the consequences that if an italian person sees you do it they will jump off a bridge or something from the horrors they witnessed  
 I'm italian, I know it... 🤌 
 Ahahah we are ok 
 As long as the misdeed remains within your home walls, it is your thing.
If you do it in Italy, it's our thing.... 🐴 
 That horse emoji is a threat, take her warnings very seriously 👀🫡 
 Pretty sure it’s a guy but might be wrong. I remember reading it as “Isobella” for ages then finally realizing the spelling 
 Oh fuck you’re right my bad Carlo, just read your about me on your site! 
 ngl I just got dejavu 
 You put a horse at the end of your comment. I encourage you to look at my last name.  
 I once saw my friends mom throw a full big as spoon at his head for trying to cut the pasta at the dinner table.

 He never tried that again 
 That's a new one for me, who cuts pasta? I heard of americans breaking pasta, never heard of them cutting it, what? 
 Very common in Venezuela  
 I feel engaged and sorry for you 😂🫂

You guys break spaghetti because you don't know how to cook them aand then roll them nicely on a fork.. 😜 
 Yeah. I'm thinking of how you eat broken spaghetti. 🤔 
 I just bin them. 
 Stirring it with chop sticks is not a problem but…what is your reason for breaking it? 
 🫣😱 😂 
 There's a lot of great stuff in this thread

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 Italy just issued a persona non-grata order for you. If you step in Italy now you will be introduced in a super Mario simulation and will be jumped on.

Stop doing crazy things like these. 
 You are out of my WoT. 
 They are coming for you