Birkenstock soft footbed could be an alternative 

 maybe these! https://www.vivobarefoot.com/us/ababa-ii-mens 

 Crocs should never meet a man’s feet or anything similar looking 

 try leather mules, some have cork footbeds 

 Don’t! 

 A clog? Really? Nah. 

 I regularly recommend amputation before application of crocs to any man’s foot, but you do you bruh. 

 Nah, doc https://image.nostr.build/04c5c1b3e1ee126efc5e64206b0e3cf9e5604fd2d586da38a8588b69ed500684.jpg  

 GIT OVER HUR RIGHT GODDAN NOW!!
🗡️🔪🥄 

 Dan’t you threaten me! 

 DANIT NOT THREATENING U BRUH
JUST WANT YOU TO MEET MY RUSTY SPOON 😂🤣 

 Lmao hard pass 

 FCK lost another pair of feet to crocs 

 I was super anti-crocs for like 15 years, until I bought a pair for a camping and canoe trip

Gotta say the past 5 years have been a quality of life upgrade 

 Look up the definition of “giving up” in the dictionary & this pic is there. 

Note: I also own crocs. Best trash day shoes ever made. 

 I just wear them around the house when i’m not barefoot - or when camping 

 Winning. Not losing. ✌️🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🚀 

 Outdoor pair https://image.nostr.build/f375acba4cb0412cc76cf691f3c0d7088518f13f5fb03221a548570e4b4cddb6.jpg  

 Solid.  
Psychos wear the band around the back. This is the way, frontal. 

 Depends on the activity, no? 

 NO. 
Never. 
Don’t go weak kneed on me here. 

 https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/6ryFukK4Ft https://image.nostr.build/7f1bfb3bd3026a669068629d4dc851763754b80351060aa00992f6aa7552e129.jpg  

 If the dans weren’t enough to keep #nostr weird… 

 Stealing for my dating profile. 

 i guess securing a strong foundation with good foot grip for that activity is rather paramount, but I’d be concerned that the opportunity for sex would dissipate the moment the crocs were put on… 

 You’ve got a point. 

 https://youtu.be/mhN93rFZuJs?si=lBFSf2q6VjI2PDh9 

 They're great for athletes though. Eliminate the need to wear a cup, just slip them on once and as the testosterone drains from your body, your balls immediately retract so far you'll never have to worry about a crotch injury again.  

 Not as stylish but similar design
https://www.birkenstock.com/us/whats-new/shop-by-category/clogs/ 

 If you ever decide to try to make natural rubber crocs, I’m in! Now that you put the idea in my head, i want them!