While you nerds are looking at news articles, I (the mega chad) am reading about (totally real) people like 'Papias' and 'Polycarp'.
You watch Pippa Pipkin?
Sometimes yeah, but right now I'm writing a study on John's Gospel and laying out the case for John being the author, which involves referencing early church figures such as Polycarp, Papias, and Irenaeus.