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 Interviewer: "How would you communicate with me if you were from Mars?"

Me: [Waits 12 minutes]

Slowly. 
 Interviewer: 'Describe your most bizarre life experience thus far."

Me: "During my last job interview, the interviewer asked me whether I wanted to fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck."

This is turning into a Standup comedy routine. 
 Ah.

"List five unconventional uses of a book."

Finally, a worthy opponent.