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 My wife was trying to put pants on the 4yo, he starts fighting back yelling Communism 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm pissing my pants laughing. 
 Now your wife has to try and put pants on you too 😂 
 I'm gonna need shower first 
 😂  
 DONT TREAD ON ME MOOOOOOOOM 
 Based  
 lol wut 
 Kids are such little sponges 😂 
 😳😆😂 
 Classic 🔥👌 
 So your kid reveals your true self... anything you don't like, you probably call it communism. Now he thinks communism means "I don't like". 
 You've raised him well 
 Rebecca is that you? 
 My kids yell poison at me randomly now because every day I point out that all food in the matrix is poison. Its actually really funny when they do it  
 My 7 year old when she sees another kid misbehave or any negative behaviour really: "They probably eat seed oils". Dead serious. Nobody ever knows what she's talking about 😆 we're so early. 
 Father of the year award right there 
 Haha thanks, I try my best. For snacks, I give her literal icecubes to nibble lmao. She loves it too. It pains me to see all the filth other parents give their kids. 
 No way! That’s funny as hell! Well done! 
 lol omg I love it! 🤣 
 Awesome.  Kids are great! 
 that is brilliant... thanks for giving me a great laugh.  
 More than twice people/friends have offered my 3 yr old daughter ice cream or candy when myself or her mother where not around and my daughters response was, “does it have sugar?” Lol. Can’t wait to see what she says when she’s 7. 
 Still, that’s a weird thing to say 😅 
 The kids are alright 
 But they can't dance to rock & roll 
 😂😂😂😂 
 ROFL 
 Raising him right 
 Lol, little dude knows about stuff. 
 A natural 
 I still remember when I first started dating my wife, something went wrong and she said, "What is this communist bullshit?"

That's one of the reasons she got promoted to wife. 🤣 
 Daddys been teaching someone. 
 #dadstr #winning as a Cuban I endorse this message 
 She should pay for him put the pants. This is capitalism 
 U Ser, did something right as a Dad.  
 She'll have to change your pants next. 😂 
 Where could he have POSSIBLY learned that from?! WHERE?!!! 
 amazing