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 Here's a tummy pic for everyone (of my puppy)

https://i.poastcdn.org/0c087917e0b0118d3c0dc04f88abd7b49017df52ef76c7d148f175f178e588f8.jpg 
 DUDE I HAVE THAT SQUISHMALLOW 
 It's my gf's. Owl confirmed asian 
 I only know what a squishmellow is because my kid has a pikachu one 
 I never knew that's what it was called 
 my wife informed me that it wasn't a pillow 
 They basically are.  I gave one to my toddler niece and it’s basically a car-pillow. 
 well yeah, I called it a pillow and she informed me that it was, in fact, a squishmellow.  like it mattered or something. 
 IT FUCKIN MATTERS ALRIGHT GOD MEN NEVER LISTEN 
 did you guys hear something? 
 

“Guys, did you hear text?” 
 Inside voices please 
 Want another one?  It’s free.

https://i.poastcdn.org/501b4ca18e02b3828fea04f7e002fe1363b53d2edb3c8a2f97cc534662ee865a.jpg 
 It’s not Haunter but I’ll take it. 
 How much cum is on it? 
 None.  I pick up stuffed animals that I think are cute to give to my nieces as presents.  It just pulled it out of the present closet to set up a joke picture quick.