Oddbean new post about | logout
 Always cockblocking kings on a night out on the town 😂 
 Always causing trouble 🤪🤪🤪 
 Can’t trust girls in trenchcoat 😂 
 Nobody knows what’s hiding under there 😂 
 Very mysterious 😂 
Possibly dangerous 👀 
 Most definitely a raccoon 😅😅😅 https://image.nostr.build/5ea1cda975c8e4e56764ae7cab4db2e0b05ec9657050f17f452ab6c3b4862ae9.png  
 Last thing you want to see on a date is this guy. Trying to steal your stuff. Maybe go dumpster diving after 😂 
 He will steal your money and your girl 😳 https://image.nostr.build/bcb6272e44839b313b2760773e3cedb7d36014ecd22f32a7a14f8bdbe82a720c.jpg  
 So happy I had that boating accident. All he can get is a few fiat bills 😮‍💨

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qWpSjRtxkKsAAAAC/yacht-fail.gif 
 So tragic. Many such cases of boating accidents around here hahahaha 
 The number of boating accidents:

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ud09VhV8Z-sAAAAC/gif.gif 
 Boating life be like that 😏 
 Yes indeed 🤫 
 not again node, sorry for you loss but glad he won't get your sats 
 I know, I know, I really have to be careful next time

https://media.tenor.com/DSaAHauwVFMAAAAi/sly-shy.gif 
 Hehehe