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 Drinking coffee with the pinky up today 😂 
 Way up 
 I’m fancy now 
 ☕️ 🤙 
 Stay humble 😂 
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 I dig the commitment.  
 😂😂😂😂 
 Are the bubble slides actually comfy?? I’ve been so curious. They’re so cute!!! 
 Literally yes hahahaha 
 staying humble with the pinky up 
 i'm still smashing pumpkins 
 🤘 Two pinkies up then 
 U should come over & C how i smash++ 
 si usted quiere carnal 
 Perhaps one day my fren.  For now I am still an anon pleb. 
 one day is an option i like, YEGHRO   bless 
 Don't forget to put on a top hat too 
 I’m a monocle type of lady 
 https://media.tenor.com/h7xmwNQTmpAAAAAM/fancy-you-always-act-like-you%27re-better-than-me.gif 
 Precisely my mood 😂 
 🥂🎩
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 Hahahhaa I need a peasant to get their ass over here and brush my hair 
 Tore my pinkies off and stapled them to the ceiling.  ...it maya have been an overreaction. 
 Bahaha no. Appropriate 
 Where we're going we won't need pinkies. 
 We can hire pinkies now 
 We're all getting pinkyfriends. 
 Hell yeah! 
 Fancy 
 EXTREMELY 
 I dunno what that word means tho 
 Just take a little sipsie of something w that pinky up 
 I’d rather pour the coffee on myself than do that maam. 
 And that’s why you’re stuck sticking your fingers up buttholes all day 😂 
 only if they tip
I carry around a tip tablet now 
 It’s the oldest profession in the world AND, you can keep your pinky up 😂 
 yeah it really puts old grumpy dudes at ease when you walk in to do their prostate exam and just keep your pinky up the whole time before starting the exam 
 What would they prefer, a thumb??? 
 i know right? Weirdos 
 Frogs have cloacas.   @node 🫶  
 I mean I don’t care what he’s putting fingers up, I just know he does 
 Tool - Stinkfist comes to mind. 
 Indeed they do 😂
Make cloacas great again 🫶🐸 
 @jpfrogmd  probably does episiotomies too…

Which essentially create cloacas😂 
 A frog that creates cloacas. Meta! 🐸
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 They be doing that shit. Giving ladies that all-in-one hole situation 
 Women Against Hole Unification. 
 They don’t even have to push anymore. Just plop their asses down and everything falls out at once 😳 
 EVERYTHING?! 
 And beyond 
 That’s actually what the “big bang” was 
 👀  
 Just read about it 👀
Interesting 
 These are the important discussions. 
 Educational 
 🤣 noooooo 
 Liar 😂😂😂 
 just give me a few to dump this colostomy bag. 
 Mmmmm tastes like saved sats https://i.nostr.build/BAE0ydmADgLW1DzN.jpg  
 Dan, do me a favor. Would you do me a kindness? 

Go all the way over there and completely fuck yourself 😂😂🤔 
 Self fornication is aways with someone you love 
 Tehehehehe 😂 
 Fancy lady 🧐🎩 
 *spits out drink* 😂😂😂