Why is it that when you get old you have to make noises when you stand up or get out of a chair??
@2a70c54d and start appreciating Steely Dan
@2a70c54d Because it hurts! Plus, if you're like me, it takes more effort to do because there's more of you to lift.
@2a70c54d When I was a kid, I wondered why old people grunt while they eat. Now, I grunt while I eat, and I still don’t know why.
@2a70c54d a sound of caution and forewarning for the young ones around us
@2a70c54d lol. Define old. 😅
@2a70c54d to scare off The Reaper.
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