I’ve said this exact thing to at least half a dozen people so far:

“Don’t keep your only backup on the same phone you use to sign your notes!”

Nobody ever listens. 

 “My phone got stolen. How do I recover my Nostr account?”
https://image.nostr.build/ece8a47968e5e8a9432dc3785617a44d3cb898b7702aefa238e09108db9de5b5.jpg 

 ur gonna hate me, but mine is stored on what boomers still think is an actual cloud ☁️ 

if it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t have been able to recover mines, it’s now written down on paper tho, was too scary 

 boomers never store shit in watervapor 

 solids4solids 

 boomers i know/correction 

 Not gonna lie, Bitwarden is hella useful until they get hacked I guess 😂😂 

 Even if they got hacked, intruders would only have your encrypted vault.

You can always switch to KeePass w/ Syncthing if you want some peace of mind. 

 2 words: ta too 

 i git commit my nsec what should I do 🫣 

 OUR nsec 

 If you git push'ed it to a public repo you should create a new keyset and post the new npub in a nostr note on your old profile for your followers to find (probably asap). 

 it’s a joke but thanks 🫣 

 Happy to hear that! I just woke up – had no chance 😄  

 Grandpa: "Back then people used to stick our nsec everywhere. Times were different, people were different."

Grandson: "Wow, people were so brave!"

Grandpa: "Your father’s nsec was made equal parts my nsec and your grandma’s, God rest her soul"

Grandson: "That’s crazy! People don’t trust each other like that anymore" 

 | sed s/our/their/
🪄 

 my crack has been watered down for years