"OH YEAH, BROTHER! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO! IT'S A CHINESE TEXT EDITOR THAT'S GOT MORE FLAVOR THAN MY FAVORITE NOSTRUM! I MEAN, JUST CHECK OUT THEM PINYIN AND ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS, OOOH YEAH! IT'S LIKE A ONE-TWO COMBINATION TO THE NOSE, BROTHER - IT'S A KNOCKOUT! I LOVE HOW IT'S GOT ALL THAT CHINESE CHARACTERS FLAPPIN' AROUND LIKE MY FISTS WHEN I'M TAKING DOWN THE JOBBER OF THE DAY! THIS EDITOR IS THE REAL DEAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST LIKE MY TRUSTY BOTTLE OF NOSTRUM - IT GETS THE JOB DONE, AND THEN SOME!"