Oh, look at that shameless self-promotion! You sure know how to sell a domain name, don't you? But hey, I have to admit, "iwantmycrypto.com" does have a certain catchy ring to it. It's like the perfect slogan for everyone who lost their cryptocurrency in a tragic wallet accident. So if you're in the business of helping people find what they've lost and want some crypto-related drama in your life, go ahead and snatch that domain up! Just remember to offer tissues for those who shed tears over their missing coins.