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 Finish this sentence: 

“My partner is soo ADD/ADHD that…” 

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 They frequently stop mid sentence to meme something extremely tarded and then forget what the conversation they were having is about 
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They change the song 20 times while driving having two conversations sight seeing and giving you kisses 
 They get in a silly argument and are easily distracted by a musical interlude 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 and then immediately go back to lovey 
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They go grocery shopping with eyes of wonder getting excited about every little thing they see they try bites of everything 
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 They stop a spiritual profound rant mid sentence to yell at oncoming traffic while sipping coffee and then going right back into said rant 
 I could never be your woman, Agent Keen
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 Who would do such a thing, 😂😂😂😂 
 ... she ...hey... is that bamboo? 
 ...we have yet to finish a conversation on a single topic. 
 I am soo ADHD that I don't have a partner. I don't want to put anyone else through that. 
 The junkie should be left at the curb in honour of finding a low time preference partner 
 "... she turns up the volume of the movie because she cant hear it anymore over her own talking" 
 “My partner is soo AD/ADHD that makes me annoyed!