They frequently stop mid sentence to meme something extremely tarded and then forget what the conversation they were having is about 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They change the song 20 times while driving having two conversations sight seeing and giving you kisses 

 They get in a silly argument and are easily distracted by a musical interlude 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 and then immediately go back to lovey 

 Awwww 

They go grocery shopping with eyes of wonder getting excited about every little thing they see they try bites of everything 

 🥹🥹🥹 

 They stop a spiritual profound rant mid sentence to yell at oncoming traffic while sipping coffee and then going right back into said rant 

 I could never be your woman, Agent Keen
💌 

 Who would do such a thing, 😂😂😂😂 

 ... she ...hey... is that bamboo? 

 ...we have yet to finish a conversation on a single topic. 

 I am soo ADHD that I don't have a partner. I don't want to put anyone else through that. 

 The junkie should be left at the curb in honour of finding a low time preference partner 

 "... she turns up the volume of the movie because she cant hear it anymore over her own talking" 

 “My partner is soo AD/ADHD that makes me annoyed!