I fell asleep listening to the debates. At least orange man was somewhat entertaining. I don't understand how so many people still find it interesting. I'd rather sit and watch the birds.  

 Forgetful man sounds like solid sleep material, off into the land of dreams before he manages to get a sentence out.

I wonder how bad he’ll get before they put him out of his misery? 

 Perfect president. Just signs the documents the corporations put in front of him.