WOW. Let me tell you. 
After not having anything except water, coffee, tea and that wretched  “prep” fluid since yesterday morning I was HUNGRY.

There is something in the brain that absolutely HAS to chew food in order to have it count. 

After my Dr visit, I went straight home and devoured a burger in less time than it takes me to say a complete sentence. 

Now I feel like a million bucks.

Which is saying something considering I just had one extraordinarily long tube up my bum and another down my throat. 

 sexy. 

 In some places, that’s a party 

 It’s how you spit roast a nice chunk of meat 

 It's how you hawk tuah it?  

 I reposted the chipotle leak guy!  

 I don’t even know who the chipotle leak guy is, that’s how uncool I am around here folks. No kiddin.